Life of a Married Software Engineer (explained in Programming terms)

Once I associated with a Wife class and implemented IMarriedLife interface, I couldn’t associate with any other class.

All my private actions became abstract, and my public actions became obsolete.

Initializing a Wife object led to certain glitches such as memory leaks, stack overflow, hardware interrupts and so on.

Forking children processes ate up all my resources like sleep, money, time, etc.

It's only a matter of time before my immutable object will become mutable.

But no matter what, it's like a 1:1 relationship, neither side can exist without the other.

https://medium.com/@umair.habib.peracha/life-of-a-married-software-engineer-explained-in-programming-terms-bc6f9b1932d5