This post is just to tell you that Clean Code and Clean Architecture are scams to sell Uncle Bob books. Don't be scammed. Reject modernity. Embrace tradition. Study functional programming. #softwareengineering #programming #functionalprogramming #cleancode #cleanarchitecture #braziliandev #coding #devlife #techhumor
Rejecting Clean Code and Clean Architecture: Embracing Functional Programming
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Three paradigms have shaped all software: structured, object-oriented, and functional. Each one took something away from programmers. Structured programming removed the goto. OOP removed unrestricted use of function pointers. Functional programming removed assignment. Notice the pattern: every paradigm is about discipline and restraint — not power and freedom. Programming is not about what you CAN do. It's about what you choose NOT to do. Action: Identify one habit in your coding you're doing because you can, not because you should. Constrain it this week. #CleanArchitecture #Programming #SoftwareCraft
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A small snippet we dug up while analyzing vibe-coded projects. Looking at vibe-coded projects through the lens of static analysis and our own expertise, one thing stands out: the code is too bloated and hurts readability. A developer would have simply used 'sprintf', but unfortunately, there's another case... What do you think about code like this? #vibecoding #development #coding #programming
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What are loops and when do I use them? Loops are used in programming to repeat a block of code multiple times without writing it again. They are helpful when you need to perform the same task repeatedly, such as going through a list of items or running a calculation several times. Instead of writing the same code many times, a loop handles it automatically until a condition is met. Common types include for loops and while loops. You use loops when working with arrays, counting, or processing data step by step. They make your code shorter, more efficient, and easier to manage. #webdeveloper #tech #coding #programming
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When the code is fine… …but someone decides the real emergency is your grammar in a comment. That’s not a code review. That’s an editing assignment. Save code reviews for logic, bugs, and better solutions. Has anyone ever derailed your code review with something ridiculous? #CodeReview #SoftwareDevelopment #Engineering #Programming #TechHumor
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What are conditions (if statements)? Conditions, often written as if statements, are used in programming to make decisions. They allow your code to run different actions based on whether a certain condition is true or false. This helps your program respond to different situations instead of doing the same thing every time. For example, you might check if a user is logged in before showing a page, or if a number is greater than another before performing a calculation. If the condition is true, one block of code runs; if not, another can run using else. Conditions make programs flexible, interactive, and able to handle real-world logic. #webdeveloper #tech #programming #coding
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🧠 Programming Mindset Before coding, think: ✔ What is the problem? ✔ What is the input? ✔ What is the output? Good engineers think before they code. #Programming
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✍️ Nobody writes clean code on the first try. And that's completely fine. Writing code is like writing an essay — you get your thoughts down first. Messy, disorganised, nested loops, names that mean nothing. That's okay. As long as you have tests covering all of it, you can refactor with full confidence. Then iteration by iteration you: 🔴 Split big functions into small ones 🟣 Find names that actually say what they mean 🟢 Eliminate duplication Until the code follows every rule — not because you planned it that way, but because you kept improving it. Clean code isn't written. It's rewritten. #CleanCode #Flutter #Dart #CodeQuality #SoftwareEngineering #Programming #DevTips #100DaysOfCode
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What are functions and why are they important? Functions are reusable blocks of code designed to perform a specific task. Instead of writing the same code multiple times, you can create a function once and call it whenever needed. This makes your code more organized, easier to read, and simpler to maintain. Functions also help break complex problems into smaller, manageable parts. Each function handles one responsibility, which makes debugging and testing easier. They can accept inputs, process them, and return results, allowing your program to be more flexible. Overall, functions improve efficiency, reduce repetition, and make your code cleaner and more structured. #webdeveloper #tech #coding #programming
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Complex code hides simple bugs. Clarity exposes what complexity conceals. Write code for humans first, machines second. Simplicity is the ultimate debugging tool. #CleanCode #CodeQuality #SoftwareEngineering #Programming #BestPractices #DeveloperLife
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Anyone can write code. Few can design systems that scale. Code is just the start. Real impact comes from thinking in systems 🚀 #softwareengineering #systemdesign #developer #coding #programming #scalability #webdevelopment
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I’ve been telling that for some years now haha not that they don’t have some great points, but applying 100% is just a burden on the team and the product.