Your Database Is Lying to You About Performance 🗄️ It works fine in staging. 50ms response times, clean query plans, zero complaints. Then you hit production. 3 million rows later - everything falls apart. Here's what nobody tells you about database optimization: 1. An index on the wrong column is worse than no index. Indexes cost you on every INSERT and UPDATE. If your query doesn't use it, you're paying the write penalty for nothing. Run EXPLAIN ANALYZE. Look at what's actually being scanned. 2. N+1 queries are silent killers. One endpoint. Looks innocent. Under the hood it fires 1 query to get users, then 1 query per user to get their orders. 200 users = 201 queries. Your ORM is very good at hiding this from you. 3. LIKE '%keyword%' ignores every index you have. Leading wildcard = full table scan. Every time. If you need full-text search - use full-text search (PostgreSQL's tsvector, Elasticsearch, whatever fits). Don't fight SQL with SQL. 4. Pagination with OFFSET doesn't scale. OFFSET 100000 LIMIT 20 doesn't skip 100000 rows - it reads them all and throws them away. Use keyset pagination. Cursor-based. Your DBAs will stop avoiding eye contact with you. 5. The query that runs in 10ms on 10k rows runs in 40 seconds on 10M. Linear doesn't stay linear. Test with production-scale data. Always. 6. Slow query log is your best friend you never talk to. Enable it. Most performance issues announce themselves long before they become incidents. The database is rarely the problem. The queries are. What's the most expensive query bug you've ever shipped to production? 👇 #Database #SQL #BackendEngineering #Performance #SoftwareEngineering
Had a query with a LIKE '%term%' filter. Seemed harmless with small data, but in production it caused full table scans on millions of rows. Ended up replacing it with proper full-text search.
"Your database is lying to you about performance" - it sounds more like the developer needs training!
Your DB is not lying to you, you're the one who wrote the wrong query.
If the image shown is the actual database, I'll go out on a limb and say the indexes and query design are the least of the problem.
100% this. I’d add one more silent trap - “it uses an index” doesn’t mean “it’s fast”. I’ve seen queries with index scans still killing performance because of poor selectivity or wrong join order. EXPLAIN ANALYZE + actual row counts vs estimated is where the truth is. If those numbers diverge - the planner is already lying to you 🙂